Sweet L.A. Life: Cutest Quotes

Sweet L.A. Life Cutest Quotes

Featuring: A selection of hilarious quotes taken from your favourite Sweet L.A. Life TV episodes and books.

Jennifer: Not ready to date? That's like not being able to start your menstration or go shopping. Are you sure we're twins?

Jennifer: I've taken the liberty of separating the guys at Bally into different categories of desirability. Now these guys are warm, sensitive, and have high GPA's. Losers! Feel free to pass them on to Sabrina. Now, these guys have hot bods, Hott cars, hot hair and hot smile!

Jessica: That sounds awesome!

Jennifer: On second thought, I'll keep these for myself. You can have the hand-me-downs!

Jennifer: My big sister is all grown up. Jessica: Jen, I was born two minutes after you.

Jessica: I found a couple of Max Dillard's love letters. Jennifer: Ew, gross!

Jessica: Cody, how did you get here? Cody: Oh, I was just jogged here. Jessica: Isn't that your car in the driveway? Cody: Oh, do you want a ride?

Jennifer: The three reasons it was a good kiss was because you're cute, I'm one hell of a kisser, and... You're cute!

Cody: The three reason why you and i are never going to be a couple are: You're Crazy, You're Nuts, and You're Insane!

Jessica: Mr. Goldberg, I've never cheated on any test in my entire life. Well except the dating test in Seventeen but that was Jennifer's idea. She was trying to get me a date and it was in 7th grade... in Seattle.

Jennifer: So? We'd be perfect. With my sweet good looks, and your sweet...ability to look like me, we're totally perfect for the roles!

Sienna: Any idiot can pass a social studies test. Which country has never had a king or queen? England, France or the United States?

Jennifer: France

Sienna: Jennifer, Jessica, since when did the U.S. had a queen.

Jessica: Well, there's Queen Latifah!

Jessica: I'm scared of the operation, Jen.

Jennifer: Re-freakin'-lax, Jess. It's just tonsils. It's not like you're getting a boob job?

Jessica: I heard Ms. Carter's pregnant.

Jennifer: Ew! Never mention the "P" word in my presence!

Jennifer: Ms. Carter is going to let me take a make-up test.

Jessica: Sweet, I'll help you. Besides, I know all about makeup.

Jennifer: Sometimes, i wonder if we're still related.

Jennifer: You left the door open for those freaks to robbed us? Jessica: They said they were the exterminators and it was hot in the living room so i left it open.

Jennifer: Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Christine: Marvin has been tutoring Jennifer?

Jessica: Yeah, I say they're getting on really easy.

Jessica: Wat'cha watching?

Jennifer: Mistresses.

Jessica: Isn't that the UK version of Sex and the City for gold-diggers?

Paul: You know about Opposites Attract?

Jessica: Yeah, it's an old music video from Paula Abdul.